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1.25.2014

Sixteen ~ Review and Guest Post



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Guest Post 
Name Meanings 
by Emily Rachelle

All meanings and statistics found at http://www.babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/, my favorite site for character names.


Name: Nikki
Place: Main character
Age: 16
Appearance: Long, curly blonde hair and blue eyes
One fact: She loves dance, particularly ballet; she’s actually the assistant teacher for a kids’ ballet class at the community center.


Nikki’s name means “victory of the people.” An odd name, and one that could be viewed several ways in light of Nikki’s personality and how her story plays out. The origins of this name are Greek. It’s a form of Nicola, which is a feminized form of Nicholas - which is derived from Nikolaos.


Name: Matt
Place: Love interest
Age: 24
Appearance: Short blond hair and clear green eyes
One fact: While he’s not into fiction and doesn’t have the patience for full-length books, Matt enjoys reading nonfiction magazines and news articles - especially considering history and science.


Matt, short for Matthew, means “gift of God.” Thankfully, he doesn’t act like he totally believes this! This name has both English and Hebrew origins. It can be traced from Matthew, to Matthaios, to Matitya.


Name: Christy
Place: Best friend
Age: 16
Appearance: Auburn hair, a little longer than shoulder-length, and brown eyes
One fact: Her favorite part of youth group is the singing.


Christy actually means “follower of Christ” - definitely the most fitting name for this whole book. Its origins lie in French and Latin roots, tracing back to Christine, Christina, Christiana, Christian, and finally Christianus.


Name: Claire
Place: Daughter
Age: 18
Appearance: Purple pixie haircut and green eyes. Yes, this girl is special.
One fact: You will never find Claire dead in a dress.


Claire’s name can mean “clear,” “bright,” or “famous.” It’s also a Latin-rooted name, but with only one name behind it - Clare.

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Sixteen
By Emily Rachelle

This is just a short review so as to not give too much away. Claire is about to go away to college, but with just minutes before she leaves she and her mother have a talk. A talk that Claire hasn't had time for before. But this talk is Claire's story and also that of her mother and her father.

This is a story about choices and how the choices we make have lasting effects on the lives we will live. But this is also a story of the heart.

Sixteen takes place in both the present and the 1990s as Nikki and Claire's story is revealed to both the reader and to Claire. Some stories are worth hearing and this is one needs to be heard. Sixteen is a short story that should appeal to teens and it packs a lot into 70+ pages. Mother-daughter relationships, dating, and spiritual matters are the main focuses of this story which comes together in a manner that isn't forced or 2-by-4 to the head preachy.

I was provided a digital copy of this book by the author for the purpose of reviewing and offering my honest opinion.
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About Emily:

Born in Panama, Emily Rachelle has traveled throughout the country and the world with her Air Force family. Currently, she lives with her parents and three brothers in middle Georgia. While Emily enjoyed reading as far back as she remembers, writing didn't come to her until she learned the forms of poetry and the basics of story in fourth grade. Since then, she's written scripts for homeschool dramas, poems for birthday presents, and stories for friends and family to enjoy.  Sixteen is her debut into the professional world of words. You can find Emily at her blog, Emily Rachelle Writes, http://emilyrachellewrites.blogspot.com.

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Nicole "Nikki" Johnson has never gotten along with her mother, so when she meets a great new guy, it's no surprise that Matt's age is all her mom sees. Just because he's twenty­four and she's sixteen doesn't mean he's a creeper! Thankfully, Nikki's dad allows Nikki and Matt to be together and see how things work out. Their relationship is fantastic and Nikki is on cloud nine...

Until the Fourth of July picnic, when things go too far. Now a very changed Nikki has to make choices that will affect her every relationship ­ with Matt, her parents, her best friend, and most importantly, God.


Purchase your copy  at Amazon or Smashwords and 
learn more about Sixteen and add it to your TBR list at Goodreads or LibraryThing.

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1.24.2014

Forward to Camelot ~ Review with First Chapter Reveal

Forward to Camelot
50th Anniversary Edition
By Susan Sloate and Kevin Finn

Sometimes history can be changed, but why would you want to?

Cady Cuyler has been stuck in her life for the last 10 years, but she hasn't seen it that way until today. She is a suddenly out-of-work actress, divorced, and her mother has just died.  And to top it off her only job prospect is to travel back to November 1963 to retrieve the Bible that belonged to JFK and was used to swear in President Johnson.

With no desire to take part in such a far-fetched plan, Cady's mind is changed when she is offered an opportunity to find the father she never knew, the father that disappeared on the same day America lost her President to a conspiracy that has never been fully explained.

Using cyber-time Cady is sent back Dallas mere days before the assassination attempt is going to take place.  Cady alone can take this trip as those who developed this technology are unable to attempt this as their presence in 1963 would force them out of this time.

Forward to Camelot is an exciting and thrilling read as Cady is drawn into more than she had originally anticipated.  More than a missing Bible is at stake - the life of the President, a man's reputation, her father's fate, and her mother's happiness all hang in the balance.  Can Cady use her knowledge of the past to change the future and to stay alive?  Or will she become an accomplice unaware, aiding and abetting the very man responsible for destroying a nation's idealism as it teeters on the edge?

Forward to Camelot is a book I would highly recommend to fans of alternate history, conspiracy fans, or fans of exciting and suspense-filled thrillers!  Cady is the type of character that you will root for.  I can honestly say this one book that I want to read again.

I was provided a digital copy of this book in conjunction with this Pump Up Your Book blog tour in exchange for my honest review.


ABOUT FORWARD TO CAMELOT: 50th ANNIVERSARY EDITION


WHERE WERE YOU THE DAY KENNEDY WAS SAVED?

On the 50th anniversary of the JFK assassination comes a new edition of the extraordinary time-travel thriller first published in 2003, now extensively revised and re-edited, and with a new Afterword from the authors.

On November 22, 1963, just hours after President Kennedy’s assassination, Lyndon Johnson was sworn in as President aboard Air Force One using JFK’s own Bible. Immediately afterward, the Bible disappeared. It has never been recovered. Today, its value would be beyond price.

In the year 2000, actress Cady Cuyler is recruited to return to 1963 for this Bible—while also discovering why her father disappeared in the same city, on the same tragic day. Finding frightening links between them will lead Cady to a far more perilous mission: to somehow prevent the President’s murder, with one unlikely ally: an ex-Marine named Lee Harvey Oswald.

Forward to Camelot: 50th Anniversary Edition brings together an unlikely trio: a gallant president, the young patriot who risks his own life to save him, and the woman who knows their future, who is desperate to save them both.

History CAN be altered …

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Susan SloateABOUT Susan Sloate

SUSAN SLOATE is the author of 20 previous books, including the recent bestseller Stealing Fire and Realizing You (with Ron Doades), for which she invented a new genre: the self-help novel. The original 2003 edition of Forward to Camelot became a #6 Amazon bestseller, took honors in three literary competitions and was optioned by a Hollywood company for film production.
Susan has also written young-adult fiction and non-fiction, including the children’s biography Ray Charles: Find Another Way!, which won the silver medal in the 2007 Children’s Moonbeam Awards. Mysteries Unwrapped: The Secrets of Alcatraz led to her 2009 appearance on the TV series MysteryQuest on The History Channel. Amelia Earhart: Challenging the Skies is a perennial young-adult Amazon bestseller. She has also been a sportswriter and a screenwriter, managed two recent political campaigns and founded an author’s festival in her hometown outside Charleston, SC.
Kevin's author pic ABOUT Kevin Finn
After beginning his career as a television news and sports writer-producer, KEVIN FINN moved on to screenwriting and has authored more than a dozen screenplays. He is a freelance script analyst and has worked for the prestigious American Film Institute Writer’s Workshop Program. He now produces promotional trailers, independent film projects including the 2012 documentary SETTING THE STAGE: BEHIND THE SCENES WITH THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE, and local content for Princeton Community Television.
His next novel, Banners Over Brooklyn, will be released in 2014.
For updates and more information about Forward to Camelot: 50th Anniversary Edition, please visit http://susansloate.com.

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Chapter One
OCTOBER 2000
Six seconds can make such a difference.
I felt no pulse, heard no heartbeat, only the steady whoosh of my own breath as I
administered mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The face of the man on the floor was whitening by
the second. His beautiful blue eyes, those eyes which could dance with laughter or light with
love, were half-closed, his body limp.
He wasn’t responding.
Behind me, his mother cried out, “For God’s sake, help him!”
I had done everything I knew how to do. We lived in a small town. The closest hospital was
twenty miles away. He would never last out the trip. Yet even with hope lost, I continued CPR in
a steady rhythm.
“No pulse,” my partner Cole announced, grimly looking up at Peter’s parents from his knees.
“I’m sorry—”
“No!” I insisted. “Just a little longer!” I wouldn’t let Cole say it, wouldn’t let myself admit it.
I couldn’t let Peter die. I loved him.
Cole took my wrist gently, to stop me ministering further. I shook his hand free and
continued my dogged rhythm. “I can’t lose him again,” I said desperately.
Though Cole loved me himself, he knew I wouldn’t stop loving Peter, even though he had
dumped me at the altar and run off with my best friend. “Sheila,” he said in despair. “Sheila, you
can’t save the entire world.”
I ignored him and kept working. Keep it going … just… a little… longer…
I felt it before I saw it. An indefinable something had changed. I was beginning to sense… a
faint pulse.
His mother bent over him with that maternal instinct that seems to supersede all other
knowledge. “Peter? Peter, baby?”
Then we heard another sound, like a muffled roar, coming from the hallway…
“Fire!” Cole shouted, leaping to his feet. Flames climbed up the outside of the windows.
Smoke billowed in from beneath the doors. “The whole floor’s on fire!”
“The Amantis!” the husband gasped. “They swore revenge for Peter’s testimony.”
“My God, they’re going to kill us all!” Peter’s mother screamed.
“Everybody out!” Cole ordered, kicking open the library doors. He herded Peter’s mother
through them, past the building inferno. “Hurry!”
Flames raced across the carpet, engulfing the heavy drapes at every window.
“Sheila! I said out!” Cole cried. “You can’t save him now!”
“I’ve got a pulse!” I looked up at Cole with new hope. “Let’s get him out,” I said urgently.
It was a miracle. After months of estrangement, Peter and I could be together again. Whether
through love or skill, he had come back to me.
I wanted to cry tears of joy, but I couldn’t. Other women cried. I couldn’t seem to loosen the
logjam of emotion to shed tears for anything. And, I thought reluctantly, it’s impossible to cry
when there’s no one you can trust to hold you and be stronger than you are. Maybe that was the
real root of the problem.
“Sheila!” Cole said sharply. “You’ve got to get out now!”
Peter’s mother had already gotten to safety, but as I turned, my eye caught Michael, Peter’s
father. Overcome by smoke, he had fallen behind the sofa. If I didn’t get him out, in a minute or
so, it would be too late.
“I’ll get Michael,” I told Cole. “You take Peter. Hurry!”
Cole looked at me in anguish. “You can’t bring him out alone.”
The longer we argued, the longer Peter’s escape would be delayed. “Take him, Cole! Now!”
Cole snatched up Peter’s limp body and darted through the doorway to safety. I grabbed
Michael, hoisted him under the arms and dragged him across the room, trying to stay low. The
smoke was so thick it was hard to see. Cole reached out for Michael’s ankles and yanked him
through the doorway. I started to follow, only to be driven back by a wall of flame leaping across
the opening. All around me, thick flame and thicker smoke blocked every exit.
Cole cried out my name in horror.
Another voice, high and male, yelled, “Cut! That’s a wrap, folks.”
In an instant, the smoke and flames vanished in a special-effects haze, and the bright, heavy
lights above us were turned off.
It was Friday afternoon at 3:30 on the soundstage, the end of another week of taping The
Wind and the Stars, the network’s most popular daytime drama. I was well into my twelfth year
playing Sheila, the smart, resourceful and courageous paramedic who’d fought to save lives in
the jungles of Central America and then fought for love in the small town she’d recently returned
to. I considered it the best acting job I’d ever had.
Actually, it was the only acting job I’d ever had.
Cole, actually an egomaniacal actor named Phil, walked off without sparing me a glance, as
usual. The director stopped me as I stepped off the set. “You okay, Cady?”
“Fine, Mitch. No problem.”
“Good girl.” He was relieved of his responsibility to me, which consisted mostly of thanking
me for doing most of my own stunts and making sure I had no bodily damage afterward. After
that, Mitch usually turned his attention to bullying the camera crew. Today, however, he had
more important pursuits in mind.
“Let’s go, Mets!” he shouted across the set, pumping his fist in the air. A chorus of raucous
boos drowned him out. The entire camera crew wore pinstriped Yankees jerseys and midnight
blue caps with the interlocking “NY” logo. Mitch and the crew had been taunting each other all
week about the Subway Series, the all-New York World Series which started tonight.
I had more on my mind than baseball.
“Cady! Good job!”
I shielded my eyes with my hand to shut out the glare and turned instinctively toward a
familiar voice. As the studio lights dimmed, I saw Craig beaming at me, flipping shut his cell
phone with one hand, the other hand waving me over impatiently.
I felt cold inside.
I hadn’t seen Craig in eight months, since our divorce became final. Though still my agent,
he had moved to the West Coast, settling in with a high-flying talent agency in Beverly Hills and
taking on a whole new level of client since we’d parted. I’d heard he tooled around town in a
chocolate Mercedes and only dated up-and-coming actresses on his agency’s list.
I hadn’t found anyone to date. Worse, I seemed to have no desires at all. I wondered if it was
possible I would never want to make love again.
It was a question I tried not to ask myself. When I did, I told myself that Craig and I hadn’t
yet worked out a new relationship. Until we came to terms with our new status, I didn’t believe I
would meet anyone.
I didn’t want Craig back, but I couldn’t yet imagine being with anyone else. Yet he seemed
to have made a new life quite easily, a life he clearly loved.
So why was he here?
I should have known.
“Get changed quick,” he said, hustling me into the stairwell leading to my dressing room on
the second floor. “We’ve got a meeting with Gail Carroll in twenty minutes.”
I felt a familiar exasperation. “Craig, you could have called me!” But I also felt a slight chill:
why was he coming with me to meet the show’s newest producer?
“Busy, busy …” Flipping open his ringing cell phone, he became immediately engaged in a
new conversation.
“Same old Craig,” I said dryly. “You’re looking well.”
He was. The L.A. sun had bleached his light-brown curls lighter, with just the hint of a sunkissed
glow on his face. He sported a new gold Rolex and when he smiled, it wasn’t the tight,
humorless grin I remembered but a quick flash of artificially white teeth and a hint of sparkle in
the eyes. Life in the fast lane in L.A. clearly agreed with him.
To my surprise, he followed me into my dressing room, motioning me to get dressed while
arguing gross and net points on his phone. I sighed. We weren’t married anymore, but I couldn’t
figure out how to tell him to wait outside. He clicked on the radio I kept on my dressing table.
Some jerk was sharply criticizing last night’s televised debate between Presidential candidates
George W. Bush and Al Gore. I twisted the dial sharply, turning it off. This was my territory, not
his.
I hung up my paramedic jumpsuit. In the early years, when Sheila had been a Red Cross
volunteer in a fictitious South American country, I’d bounced between hideous dark brown
overalls and glamorous short shorts and cotton halters. Now, with Sheila back home, I usually
wore a simple, professional uniform, which I preferred. Sometimes I even preferred it to my own
clothes.
Friday was not the best day for me to meet new producers. By Friday I had gone through my
favorite clothes and was reduced to wearing whatever was clean. Unlike other actresses, I did not
keep an extensive personal wardrobe. I knew people around the studio thought I was cheap. One
malicious rumor even said I deliberately dressed badly, in order to shame the producers into
giving me Sheila’s cast-off clothes as a gift.
I saw no reason to tell them the truth.
Today I had thrown on a soft gray sweater and slim gray slacks, which to me enhanced my
light-brown, chin-length hair and fair skin and highlighted my gray eyes. I wore the same plain
watch I’d worn for five years and the small gold hoop earrings Craig had given me before we
were married.
I’ve been told more than once that I look younger than I am. I’m 36, but can play as young as
23. It had been a boost to my career, when I’d been hired at 24 to play the seventeen-year-old
Sheila. When meeting producers, though, it helped to look older. More settled, more powerful.
Couldn’t be helped.
In 12 years I’d lived through five producers. I considered myself a team player. I came in on
time, knew my lines and didn’t cause trouble. The meeting had to be little more than a formality.
Then why was Craig here? In fact, how did he know about the meeting when I hadn’t?
He ended his call as I finished hooking my belt. “Cady! I thought we agreed you’d spend
more on your clothes.”
I shrugged. “Sorry. I’m behind on laundry.”
“Good God, Cady, think dry cleaning! Don’t wash it yourself, send it out!”
Craig never stopped nagging me to equate my lifestyle with my salary. Perhaps to calm
himself, he glanced around the dressing room, trimmed in my favorite peach accents, past the big
colorful travel posters of places I’d never visited to the row of photographs I’d set along a
counter. A picture of my mother and me at my college graduation, a rare photo of us smiling at
each other; a picture of me posed as Sheila in my very first costume from my very first day.
There was a space between the photos, where I used to keep a framed photo of Craig and me on
our wedding day, eight endless years ago.
That gap, to me, symbolized many gaps in my life. Blaming Craig was a past reflex, now
inappropriate. I said quietly, “Craig, you know where the money goes.”
He sighed. “Still?” I nodded. “How is she?”
“The same. She’ll always be the same. The latest project is redoing her house to resemble her
old house in Dallas. It’s costing me a fortune, but as long as she’s happy… you know.”
He contemplated me for a moment. “I’ve got a great new shrink in L.A. He says it’s not
about anyone else’s happiness, it’s about your own.”
“Great. If I could afford it, I might try him myself.”
Craig shrugged. He knew I’d never been in therapy and didn’t plan to start, and I didn’t like
the way he was looking at me—as though he actually pitied me.
“Come on,” I said. “Let’s go see Gail Carroll.”
***
Gail Carroll was slender and severe—a military-cut, fitted black suit; high-heeled designer
shoes; a Rolex but no wedding ring, standing ramrod straight behind her desk. Through the
window behind her I saw a lustrous carpet of red and gold leaves spread across the visible
treetops of Central Park, heralding fall.
“Catherine Cuyler,” she said, in the smoky, sultry voice of a young Lauren Bacall. But I’d
have bet my last Emmy nomination that sex wasn’t her weapon of choice. She looked at Craig.
“And Craig Bronkle, I presume. I’m Gail Carroll.” She nodded us to the chairs in front of her.
“Well, Catherine, as I told Mr. Bronkle on the phone, we have to make some changes.”
This wasn’t my idea of a good beginning. In fact, it sounded downright ominous. I’m sure
Craig felt the stare I turned on him. Why had he been on the phone with our new producer before
I even met her?
Gail Carroll, not noticing my discomfort, shuffled through a stack of papers on her desk. “No
wonder the network decided to bring me in. These numbers are frightening.”
“Excuse me. I thought our ratings were generally excellent.”
Craig elbowed me. I was supposed to let him do the talking, but I was curious: what could
Gail Carroll do that our last producer couldn’t?
“I’m not talking about ratings.” She paused to restack the papers into a knife-edged pile. “I’m
talking about market research. We ran some focus groups. These are the results.” She looked me
squarely in the eye. “Apparently the character of Sheila is—threatening—to women.”
“Threatening?” My eyebrows rose. “Women find Sheila threatening?”
Gail Carroll read from a sheet on her desk. “She’s ‘too competent, too attractive, too
idealized for real women to relate to. Can look glamorous anywhere while preserving her sense
of self, yet still accepted by everyone.’ Sheila is also ‘hot’, ‘sexy’, and ‘everything a woman
should be’, according to the men we surveyed.” She put the sheet down, placing herself directly
before me. “Real women find that hard to live up to. They resent her.”
I knew I looked as bewildered as I felt. “But she’s not real. She’s a character on a daytime
drama, for heaven’s sake.”
“Doesn’t matter,” Gail Carroll said with a freezing smile, “when the audience sees her that
way. Unfortunately, only six percent of our viewing audience is male. So the females are the
ones we want to keep, anchor and add to. Having a top female character who threatens them is
not the way to do it.
“On the other hand,” she continued, seeing the look on my face, “just changing Sheila’s
character won’t cut it. It’s sweeps next month, and I’m going to make this sweeps our biggest
ever. We need a big event to get people interested and talking about us again. And we need to
heavily feature those characters our audience can relate to.”
She paused and laid it out for me. “So our big event will be— Sheila’s death.”
Sheila was going to die. But I was Sheila! I was so stunned I couldn’t think what to say.
Craig jumped in. “We’ve anticipated this, and frankly I’m relieved my client will be free. We
have some serious interest in her services elsewhere.”
I almost groaned aloud. Now was not the time for phony Hollywood hype! I needed Craig to
fight for my job, the one I knew, the only one I wanted. I would work for scale, if I could just
persuade this ratings witch to go along!
Gail Carroll nodded. “Of course. We wouldn’t want to stand in her way.” The standard
goodbye line in the business. I wanted to weep. “Catherine’s made a fine contribution to the
show, and we wish her the very best. We’ll pay off her contract, of course, and add that bonus
we talked about, Mr. Bronkle. I think, given the lack of notice, it’s the least we can do.”
Craig smiled at her, a genuine phony Hollywood smile, and rose smoothly to his feet. “Thank
you, Ms. Carroll. I was sure you would understand how a creative actress like Cady would feel
about letting go of a part she’d originated.”
More Hollywood garbage. I really had to say something, at this point. “I assume you have a
plan to kill Sheila off.”
Ms. Carroll looked surprised. “In the fire, of course,” she said. “It’s dramatic, it’s in character
—so brave and heroic—besides, we’ve just shot it.”
“And afterwards?” I asked. “Hospital scenes—deathbed—do I get some big last speech?”
Again, Ms. Carroll looked surprised. “Sheila dies in the fire, don’t you see? What you shot
today are your last scenes.” She paused, a flush mounting her face. “I assumed you two had
discussed this.”
Craig cut in easily, smiling like a barracuda. “I thought it would be better for Cady to hear it
from you.”
They were both in on it, in collusion. I felt sick.
I was so numb, I don’t even remember leaving the office. I recall vaguely hearing Gail
Carroll request that I vacate my dressing room immediately and thanking me again for my
services to the show. Then we were out.
It really didn’t seem possible that I’d walked in to meet a producer and ended up losing my
job, and that the one person I’d thought was unquestionably on my side had gone over to the
enemy without the smallest signal to me. Or had he signaled, and I hadn’t recognized it for what
it was?
“That went just great,” Craig enthused as we got beyond the secretary’s inquisitive ears.
“Now we can take the next big step.”
I hadn’t been able to think of a good exit line for my producer, but I had a knockout line for
my agent: “You’re fired,” I said.

1.23.2014

The Big Book of Laugh Out-Loud Jokes for Kids ~ Review

The Big Book of Laugh Out-Loud 
Jokes for Kids
A 3-in-1 Collection
By Rob Elliot

The Big Book of Laugh Out-Loud Jokes for Kids  is 180 pages of jokes and Knock-knock humor that will amuse and entertain your children for hours.  These jokes won't make you blush from embarrassment when you hear your children repeat them.  Clean fun, though some of the jokes are a little lame.

I tried some of these out on my family and we all got some good laughs out of them and a few groans as well when the answer was revealed.

There are a few seasonal jokes to save for your favorite joking Uncle when he comes for his annual Christmas visit.  My personal favorite involved an umbrella and Bambi (and nope I'm not telling you the answer but it's found on page 84).  And there's a joke for when your dog eats your homework (page 77).

This book will be perfect for your next l-o-n-g trip.  It will keep everyone occupied while you have some good family time together.

I was provided a copy of this book by Revell in exchange for my honest opinion and review.


About the Book:
The gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest collection of clean jokes you can find!

All kids like to laugh, and The Big Book of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids delivers! Combining his three bestselling joke books for kids, Rob Elliott will have you doubled over for days. You'll get jokes like

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn't see himself doing it.

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Are you as crazy as you sound?


Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of wholesome hilarity will make you and those around you smile from ear to ear

1.22.2014

Dare to Love Again ~ Review

Dare to Love Again
The Heart of San Francisco #2
By Julie Lessman

Allison McClare has been hurt by fortune hunting men for the last time and every eligible man who comes near her is going to pay for the pain and heartbreak she's suffered.  And Detective Nick Barone is about to feel her wrath.  Nick has been hurt by wealthy upper class people and he's not about to take anything from a socialite who wants to play independent do-gooder to the children of the Barbary Coast.

But can two hurting angry people be just what the other needs to find healing and a chance to open their hearts to love again?  With orders to help Allison and the Hands of Hope School Nick feels more than a little annoyed at the turn of events.  Allison is even less thrilled to be assisted by a cracky opinionated detective.

Dare to Love Again is the second book in the Heart of San Francisco series and it follows the furthering efforts of the McClare woman to bring hope and healing to the dangerous and corrupt Barbary Coast.

Having spent some years in California in the Delta region I'm always interested in books that deal with the history of the state.  I have to say I find this an engaging and attention grabbing reading experience. Not only that it makes me want to delve further into the history of the area.  Set in 1903 one gets a feel for the time and how the McClare women are anything but conventional.

I look forward to further adventures with the McClares and am interested to see how the friendship/romance between Cait and Logan works out (yes this is a continuing secondary story that was also in Love at Any Cost).  I can't get a real feel for Logan yet and I'm not sure if I like him or trust him, though I do feel sorry for him.

I was provided a copy of this book by the publisher Revell in exchange for my honest review.  All opinions expressed are my own.

About the Book:

She's a sassy socialite burned by love. He's a jaded cop burned by the upper class.
When sparks fly . . . will love catch fire again?



Spunky Allison McClare is determined to be a fearless, independent woman. But when she takes a notion to explore the wild Barbary Coast, she quickly discovers she's no match for the unsavory characters that haunt the dark streets.

Detective Nick Barone would rather do almost anything than teach this petite socialite self-defense, but it seems he has little choice. Sparks fly every time the two meet until a grudging friendship develops into something deeper. But is he just a fraud like all the rest of the men Allison's cared for? Or is he the one who will let her dare to love again?

Award-winning author Julie Lessman brings the glamour of Gilded Age San Francisco to vibrant life in this journey to find a love that never fails.

CSFF January Blog Tour ~ Outcasts Day 3

Welcome to Day 3 of the first CSFF blog tour of 2014!

Outcast by Jill Williamson is kicking-off the year and Jill took time from her busy schedule
to take part in a short interview about her newest book - Outcasts.

1) Omar is trying to change. Do you think part of the problem he has is the attitude Levi and Jordan have towards him?

Levi and Jordan treat him in a similar way that his father did. And Omar’s insecurities come from his relationship with his dad. So that’s why those two tend to get under Omar’s skin. But Omar is starting to learn that he doesn’t have to be the person his dad wanted him to be. That he can be who God created him to be.
  
 2) Levi is having trouble getting the Glenrock survivors follow his directives as elder, do you feel this is a result of Levi's own insecurities in his position or is it a result of being in the Safe Lands?

Well, Levi is elder. They even voted him in. So he’s trying to be the best leader he can. But he’s young, and he doesn’t really understand what grace is all about. So he’s quite legalistic in his ways. He strongly believes that with enough will power a person can be perfect, and he’s determined to try. That does stem from his insecurities over his past mistakes. He doesn’t want to make mistakes ever again. But he is human, so he will never be perfect—at least not on earth.
  
3) I like the link that you created with the naturals and the people from Glenrock, did you have this in mind before you put pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard) or was this a revelation to you as well?

Hmm… By “link” do you mean the common ancestor? If so, I did have that in mind. I started writing the apocalyptic prequel before I ever started writing the dystopian series. So those characters and what happened to them were always in my mind.

4) With the little tidbits you've dropped about Papa Eli and his time in the Safe Lands what are the possibilities of a prequel?  I for one would be in line waiting.

It could happen, sure. I originally sold the prequel, which is called Thirst, and Captives to Zondervan. But when they learned that I had intended for the dystopian book to be a trilogy, they opted not to buy the prequel. So if the books do well enough, I think Zondervan would be willing to publish the prequel about Eli and his youth group friends. That book is half written, so it wouldn’t take all that long to finish it. Though some of the revelations in the Safe Lands series are spoilers for how Thirst ends.

5) Why the Owl?  What drew you and Omar to this particular character?

In the beginning of Captives, Omar was drawing an owl. I had said he had an obsession with them. So that’s why I thought it would be a good fit. I didn’t give him that interest for any reason in particular. I was just writing, and when Mason has said there were pictures all over the walls in Omar’s room and he felt like there were eyes everywhere, that made me think of owls, since they are always depicted with large eyes. And that’s also why I made the Owl was one of Omar’s favorite superheroes from the comic books his grandfather gave him. The Owl is a real superhero, just not a very popular one. So Omar made it his own.

6) The cover for Book 3 is really interesting ~ which brother do you see as being on the cover?

The way I see it, Levi is on the cover of Captives, Omar is on the cover of Outcasts, and Mason is on the cover of Rebels.



If you are interested here is the link to the interview I did with Jill for last year's CSFF Captives tour.

Pick-up your copies of Captives  and Outcasts today at Amazon.

Thanks for stopping by and checking out Outcasts the CSFF January Blog Tour offering! 


Be sure to visit all the CSFF Blog Tour stops Jan 20 - 22, 2014.

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CSFF January Blog Tour ~ Outcasts Day 2

Welcome to Day 2 of the first CSFF blog tour of 2014!

Outcast by Jill Williamson is kicking-off the year.

Outcasts

The Safe Lands #2

By Jill Williamson

The Captives from Glenrock have taken refuge within the Safe Lands with a group of rebels, but these rebels have goals that are at odds with those that Levi has prioritized for the survivors of Glenrock. After all who cares about the people who call the Safe Lands home?

To Levi's annoyance his brothers Mason and Omar both have cares about the Safe Landers - and Mason may have developed an attraction to the doctor under whom he works. Mason is determined to find a cure for the disease that afflicts the Safe Landers and Omar. Meanwhile Omar is determined to make the Safe Landers aware of the true state of their world.

When the rebels demands threaten the safety of those closest to him Levi moves everyone to a new location with the assistance of Zane. This move gives everyone a glimpse of Papa Eli that had not yet known and adds more to the history of Glenrock. (Hoping for a prequel - all these little tidbits are just so tempting!!! Kind of like having a box of your favorite chocolates and knowing you can't have them yet.)

Subterfuge and deception reign supreme in the Safe Lands and a master illusionist is firmly in control. Questions for which there seem to be no answers may be of utmost importance. What is liberation? Is it truly the end of life or is it something more sinister. Can this disease be cured and why is noone allowed access to the data about it? 

Mason, Omar, and Shaylinn are determined to make a difference in the Safe Lands, but it may cost them more than they were expecting. But sometimes doing the right thing is worth the cost even if it means liberation. And someone is about to pay the ultimate price for freedom....

When you finish reading Outcasts you will be eagerly awaiting Rebels due Summer 2014 - mark your calendars and start the countdown! If Outcasts is any example this series should end in a fantabulous manner and book 3 should be the best of the series! Another winner from Jill Williamson!

In exchange for my honest and timely review I was provided an Advanced Reader Copy (ARC) of this book by Jill Williamson and Blink, an imprint of Zondervan.This is definitely for the older YA reader (16+).


Pick-up your copies of Captives  and Outcasts today at Amazon.

Learn more about the Safe Lands at the official Safe Lands site!
Keep up on all the latest news....

Come back tomorrow for Day 3 of the Outcasts CSFF January Blog Tour for more Outcasts fun! 


Be sure to visit all the CSFF Blog Tour stops Jan 20 - 22, 2014.