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1.24.2014

Forward to Camelot ~ Review with First Chapter Reveal

Forward to Camelot
50th Anniversary Edition
By Susan Sloate and Kevin Finn

Sometimes history can be changed, but why would you want to?

Cady Cuyler has been stuck in her life for the last 10 years, but she hasn't seen it that way until today. She is a suddenly out-of-work actress, divorced, and her mother has just died.  And to top it off her only job prospect is to travel back to November 1963 to retrieve the Bible that belonged to JFK and was used to swear in President Johnson.

With no desire to take part in such a far-fetched plan, Cady's mind is changed when she is offered an opportunity to find the father she never knew, the father that disappeared on the same day America lost her President to a conspiracy that has never been fully explained.

Using cyber-time Cady is sent back Dallas mere days before the assassination attempt is going to take place.  Cady alone can take this trip as those who developed this technology are unable to attempt this as their presence in 1963 would force them out of this time.

Forward to Camelot is an exciting and thrilling read as Cady is drawn into more than she had originally anticipated.  More than a missing Bible is at stake - the life of the President, a man's reputation, her father's fate, and her mother's happiness all hang in the balance.  Can Cady use her knowledge of the past to change the future and to stay alive?  Or will she become an accomplice unaware, aiding and abetting the very man responsible for destroying a nation's idealism as it teeters on the edge?

Forward to Camelot is a book I would highly recommend to fans of alternate history, conspiracy fans, or fans of exciting and suspense-filled thrillers!  Cady is the type of character that you will root for.  I can honestly say this one book that I want to read again.

I was provided a digital copy of this book in conjunction with this Pump Up Your Book blog tour in exchange for my honest review.


ABOUT FORWARD TO CAMELOT: 50th ANNIVERSARY EDITION


WHERE WERE YOU THE DAY KENNEDY WAS SAVED?

On the 50th anniversary of the JFK assassination comes a new edition of the extraordinary time-travel thriller first published in 2003, now extensively revised and re-edited, and with a new Afterword from the authors.

On November 22, 1963, just hours after President Kennedy’s assassination, Lyndon Johnson was sworn in as President aboard Air Force One using JFK’s own Bible. Immediately afterward, the Bible disappeared. It has never been recovered. Today, its value would be beyond price.

In the year 2000, actress Cady Cuyler is recruited to return to 1963 for this Bible—while also discovering why her father disappeared in the same city, on the same tragic day. Finding frightening links between them will lead Cady to a far more perilous mission: to somehow prevent the President’s murder, with one unlikely ally: an ex-Marine named Lee Harvey Oswald.

Forward to Camelot: 50th Anniversary Edition brings together an unlikely trio: a gallant president, the young patriot who risks his own life to save him, and the woman who knows their future, who is desperate to save them both.

History CAN be altered …

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Susan SloateABOUT Susan Sloate

SUSAN SLOATE is the author of 20 previous books, including the recent bestseller Stealing Fire and Realizing You (with Ron Doades), for which she invented a new genre: the self-help novel. The original 2003 edition of Forward to Camelot became a #6 Amazon bestseller, took honors in three literary competitions and was optioned by a Hollywood company for film production.
Susan has also written young-adult fiction and non-fiction, including the children’s biography Ray Charles: Find Another Way!, which won the silver medal in the 2007 Children’s Moonbeam Awards. Mysteries Unwrapped: The Secrets of Alcatraz led to her 2009 appearance on the TV series MysteryQuest on The History Channel. Amelia Earhart: Challenging the Skies is a perennial young-adult Amazon bestseller. She has also been a sportswriter and a screenwriter, managed two recent political campaigns and founded an author’s festival in her hometown outside Charleston, SC.
Kevin's author pic ABOUT Kevin Finn
After beginning his career as a television news and sports writer-producer, KEVIN FINN moved on to screenwriting and has authored more than a dozen screenplays. He is a freelance script analyst and has worked for the prestigious American Film Institute Writer’s Workshop Program. He now produces promotional trailers, independent film projects including the 2012 documentary SETTING THE STAGE: BEHIND THE SCENES WITH THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE, and local content for Princeton Community Television.
His next novel, Banners Over Brooklyn, will be released in 2014.
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Chapter One
OCTOBER 2000
Six seconds can make such a difference.
I felt no pulse, heard no heartbeat, only the steady whoosh of my own breath as I
administered mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The face of the man on the floor was whitening by
the second. His beautiful blue eyes, those eyes which could dance with laughter or light with
love, were half-closed, his body limp.
He wasn’t responding.
Behind me, his mother cried out, “For God’s sake, help him!”
I had done everything I knew how to do. We lived in a small town. The closest hospital was
twenty miles away. He would never last out the trip. Yet even with hope lost, I continued CPR in
a steady rhythm.
“No pulse,” my partner Cole announced, grimly looking up at Peter’s parents from his knees.
“I’m sorry—”
“No!” I insisted. “Just a little longer!” I wouldn’t let Cole say it, wouldn’t let myself admit it.
I couldn’t let Peter die. I loved him.
Cole took my wrist gently, to stop me ministering further. I shook his hand free and
continued my dogged rhythm. “I can’t lose him again,” I said desperately.
Though Cole loved me himself, he knew I wouldn’t stop loving Peter, even though he had
dumped me at the altar and run off with my best friend. “Sheila,” he said in despair. “Sheila, you
can’t save the entire world.”
I ignored him and kept working. Keep it going … just… a little… longer…
I felt it before I saw it. An indefinable something had changed. I was beginning to sense… a
faint pulse.
His mother bent over him with that maternal instinct that seems to supersede all other
knowledge. “Peter? Peter, baby?”
Then we heard another sound, like a muffled roar, coming from the hallway…
“Fire!” Cole shouted, leaping to his feet. Flames climbed up the outside of the windows.
Smoke billowed in from beneath the doors. “The whole floor’s on fire!”
“The Amantis!” the husband gasped. “They swore revenge for Peter’s testimony.”
“My God, they’re going to kill us all!” Peter’s mother screamed.
“Everybody out!” Cole ordered, kicking open the library doors. He herded Peter’s mother
through them, past the building inferno. “Hurry!”
Flames raced across the carpet, engulfing the heavy drapes at every window.
“Sheila! I said out!” Cole cried. “You can’t save him now!”
“I’ve got a pulse!” I looked up at Cole with new hope. “Let’s get him out,” I said urgently.
It was a miracle. After months of estrangement, Peter and I could be together again. Whether
through love or skill, he had come back to me.
I wanted to cry tears of joy, but I couldn’t. Other women cried. I couldn’t seem to loosen the
logjam of emotion to shed tears for anything. And, I thought reluctantly, it’s impossible to cry
when there’s no one you can trust to hold you and be stronger than you are. Maybe that was the
real root of the problem.
“Sheila!” Cole said sharply. “You’ve got to get out now!”
Peter’s mother had already gotten to safety, but as I turned, my eye caught Michael, Peter’s
father. Overcome by smoke, he had fallen behind the sofa. If I didn’t get him out, in a minute or
so, it would be too late.
“I’ll get Michael,” I told Cole. “You take Peter. Hurry!”
Cole looked at me in anguish. “You can’t bring him out alone.”
The longer we argued, the longer Peter’s escape would be delayed. “Take him, Cole! Now!”
Cole snatched up Peter’s limp body and darted through the doorway to safety. I grabbed
Michael, hoisted him under the arms and dragged him across the room, trying to stay low. The
smoke was so thick it was hard to see. Cole reached out for Michael’s ankles and yanked him
through the doorway. I started to follow, only to be driven back by a wall of flame leaping across
the opening. All around me, thick flame and thicker smoke blocked every exit.
Cole cried out my name in horror.
Another voice, high and male, yelled, “Cut! That’s a wrap, folks.”
In an instant, the smoke and flames vanished in a special-effects haze, and the bright, heavy
lights above us were turned off.
It was Friday afternoon at 3:30 on the soundstage, the end of another week of taping The
Wind and the Stars, the network’s most popular daytime drama. I was well into my twelfth year
playing Sheila, the smart, resourceful and courageous paramedic who’d fought to save lives in
the jungles of Central America and then fought for love in the small town she’d recently returned
to. I considered it the best acting job I’d ever had.
Actually, it was the only acting job I’d ever had.
Cole, actually an egomaniacal actor named Phil, walked off without sparing me a glance, as
usual. The director stopped me as I stepped off the set. “You okay, Cady?”
“Fine, Mitch. No problem.”
“Good girl.” He was relieved of his responsibility to me, which consisted mostly of thanking
me for doing most of my own stunts and making sure I had no bodily damage afterward. After
that, Mitch usually turned his attention to bullying the camera crew. Today, however, he had
more important pursuits in mind.
“Let’s go, Mets!” he shouted across the set, pumping his fist in the air. A chorus of raucous
boos drowned him out. The entire camera crew wore pinstriped Yankees jerseys and midnight
blue caps with the interlocking “NY” logo. Mitch and the crew had been taunting each other all
week about the Subway Series, the all-New York World Series which started tonight.
I had more on my mind than baseball.
“Cady! Good job!”
I shielded my eyes with my hand to shut out the glare and turned instinctively toward a
familiar voice. As the studio lights dimmed, I saw Craig beaming at me, flipping shut his cell
phone with one hand, the other hand waving me over impatiently.
I felt cold inside.
I hadn’t seen Craig in eight months, since our divorce became final. Though still my agent,
he had moved to the West Coast, settling in with a high-flying talent agency in Beverly Hills and
taking on a whole new level of client since we’d parted. I’d heard he tooled around town in a
chocolate Mercedes and only dated up-and-coming actresses on his agency’s list.
I hadn’t found anyone to date. Worse, I seemed to have no desires at all. I wondered if it was
possible I would never want to make love again.
It was a question I tried not to ask myself. When I did, I told myself that Craig and I hadn’t
yet worked out a new relationship. Until we came to terms with our new status, I didn’t believe I
would meet anyone.
I didn’t want Craig back, but I couldn’t yet imagine being with anyone else. Yet he seemed
to have made a new life quite easily, a life he clearly loved.
So why was he here?
I should have known.
“Get changed quick,” he said, hustling me into the stairwell leading to my dressing room on
the second floor. “We’ve got a meeting with Gail Carroll in twenty minutes.”
I felt a familiar exasperation. “Craig, you could have called me!” But I also felt a slight chill:
why was he coming with me to meet the show’s newest producer?
“Busy, busy …” Flipping open his ringing cell phone, he became immediately engaged in a
new conversation.
“Same old Craig,” I said dryly. “You’re looking well.”
He was. The L.A. sun had bleached his light-brown curls lighter, with just the hint of a sunkissed
glow on his face. He sported a new gold Rolex and when he smiled, it wasn’t the tight,
humorless grin I remembered but a quick flash of artificially white teeth and a hint of sparkle in
the eyes. Life in the fast lane in L.A. clearly agreed with him.
To my surprise, he followed me into my dressing room, motioning me to get dressed while
arguing gross and net points on his phone. I sighed. We weren’t married anymore, but I couldn’t
figure out how to tell him to wait outside. He clicked on the radio I kept on my dressing table.
Some jerk was sharply criticizing last night’s televised debate between Presidential candidates
George W. Bush and Al Gore. I twisted the dial sharply, turning it off. This was my territory, not
his.
I hung up my paramedic jumpsuit. In the early years, when Sheila had been a Red Cross
volunteer in a fictitious South American country, I’d bounced between hideous dark brown
overalls and glamorous short shorts and cotton halters. Now, with Sheila back home, I usually
wore a simple, professional uniform, which I preferred. Sometimes I even preferred it to my own
clothes.
Friday was not the best day for me to meet new producers. By Friday I had gone through my
favorite clothes and was reduced to wearing whatever was clean. Unlike other actresses, I did not
keep an extensive personal wardrobe. I knew people around the studio thought I was cheap. One
malicious rumor even said I deliberately dressed badly, in order to shame the producers into
giving me Sheila’s cast-off clothes as a gift.
I saw no reason to tell them the truth.
Today I had thrown on a soft gray sweater and slim gray slacks, which to me enhanced my
light-brown, chin-length hair and fair skin and highlighted my gray eyes. I wore the same plain
watch I’d worn for five years and the small gold hoop earrings Craig had given me before we
were married.
I’ve been told more than once that I look younger than I am. I’m 36, but can play as young as
23. It had been a boost to my career, when I’d been hired at 24 to play the seventeen-year-old
Sheila. When meeting producers, though, it helped to look older. More settled, more powerful.
Couldn’t be helped.
In 12 years I’d lived through five producers. I considered myself a team player. I came in on
time, knew my lines and didn’t cause trouble. The meeting had to be little more than a formality.
Then why was Craig here? In fact, how did he know about the meeting when I hadn’t?
He ended his call as I finished hooking my belt. “Cady! I thought we agreed you’d spend
more on your clothes.”
I shrugged. “Sorry. I’m behind on laundry.”
“Good God, Cady, think dry cleaning! Don’t wash it yourself, send it out!”
Craig never stopped nagging me to equate my lifestyle with my salary. Perhaps to calm
himself, he glanced around the dressing room, trimmed in my favorite peach accents, past the big
colorful travel posters of places I’d never visited to the row of photographs I’d set along a
counter. A picture of my mother and me at my college graduation, a rare photo of us smiling at
each other; a picture of me posed as Sheila in my very first costume from my very first day.
There was a space between the photos, where I used to keep a framed photo of Craig and me on
our wedding day, eight endless years ago.
That gap, to me, symbolized many gaps in my life. Blaming Craig was a past reflex, now
inappropriate. I said quietly, “Craig, you know where the money goes.”
He sighed. “Still?” I nodded. “How is she?”
“The same. She’ll always be the same. The latest project is redoing her house to resemble her
old house in Dallas. It’s costing me a fortune, but as long as she’s happy… you know.”
He contemplated me for a moment. “I’ve got a great new shrink in L.A. He says it’s not
about anyone else’s happiness, it’s about your own.”
“Great. If I could afford it, I might try him myself.”
Craig shrugged. He knew I’d never been in therapy and didn’t plan to start, and I didn’t like
the way he was looking at me—as though he actually pitied me.
“Come on,” I said. “Let’s go see Gail Carroll.”
***
Gail Carroll was slender and severe—a military-cut, fitted black suit; high-heeled designer
shoes; a Rolex but no wedding ring, standing ramrod straight behind her desk. Through the
window behind her I saw a lustrous carpet of red and gold leaves spread across the visible
treetops of Central Park, heralding fall.
“Catherine Cuyler,” she said, in the smoky, sultry voice of a young Lauren Bacall. But I’d
have bet my last Emmy nomination that sex wasn’t her weapon of choice. She looked at Craig.
“And Craig Bronkle, I presume. I’m Gail Carroll.” She nodded us to the chairs in front of her.
“Well, Catherine, as I told Mr. Bronkle on the phone, we have to make some changes.”
This wasn’t my idea of a good beginning. In fact, it sounded downright ominous. I’m sure
Craig felt the stare I turned on him. Why had he been on the phone with our new producer before
I even met her?
Gail Carroll, not noticing my discomfort, shuffled through a stack of papers on her desk. “No
wonder the network decided to bring me in. These numbers are frightening.”
“Excuse me. I thought our ratings were generally excellent.”
Craig elbowed me. I was supposed to let him do the talking, but I was curious: what could
Gail Carroll do that our last producer couldn’t?
“I’m not talking about ratings.” She paused to restack the papers into a knife-edged pile. “I’m
talking about market research. We ran some focus groups. These are the results.” She looked me
squarely in the eye. “Apparently the character of Sheila is—threatening—to women.”
“Threatening?” My eyebrows rose. “Women find Sheila threatening?”
Gail Carroll read from a sheet on her desk. “She’s ‘too competent, too attractive, too
idealized for real women to relate to. Can look glamorous anywhere while preserving her sense
of self, yet still accepted by everyone.’ Sheila is also ‘hot’, ‘sexy’, and ‘everything a woman
should be’, according to the men we surveyed.” She put the sheet down, placing herself directly
before me. “Real women find that hard to live up to. They resent her.”
I knew I looked as bewildered as I felt. “But she’s not real. She’s a character on a daytime
drama, for heaven’s sake.”
“Doesn’t matter,” Gail Carroll said with a freezing smile, “when the audience sees her that
way. Unfortunately, only six percent of our viewing audience is male. So the females are the
ones we want to keep, anchor and add to. Having a top female character who threatens them is
not the way to do it.
“On the other hand,” she continued, seeing the look on my face, “just changing Sheila’s
character won’t cut it. It’s sweeps next month, and I’m going to make this sweeps our biggest
ever. We need a big event to get people interested and talking about us again. And we need to
heavily feature those characters our audience can relate to.”
She paused and laid it out for me. “So our big event will be— Sheila’s death.”
Sheila was going to die. But I was Sheila! I was so stunned I couldn’t think what to say.
Craig jumped in. “We’ve anticipated this, and frankly I’m relieved my client will be free. We
have some serious interest in her services elsewhere.”
I almost groaned aloud. Now was not the time for phony Hollywood hype! I needed Craig to
fight for my job, the one I knew, the only one I wanted. I would work for scale, if I could just
persuade this ratings witch to go along!
Gail Carroll nodded. “Of course. We wouldn’t want to stand in her way.” The standard
goodbye line in the business. I wanted to weep. “Catherine’s made a fine contribution to the
show, and we wish her the very best. We’ll pay off her contract, of course, and add that bonus
we talked about, Mr. Bronkle. I think, given the lack of notice, it’s the least we can do.”
Craig smiled at her, a genuine phony Hollywood smile, and rose smoothly to his feet. “Thank
you, Ms. Carroll. I was sure you would understand how a creative actress like Cady would feel
about letting go of a part she’d originated.”
More Hollywood garbage. I really had to say something, at this point. “I assume you have a
plan to kill Sheila off.”
Ms. Carroll looked surprised. “In the fire, of course,” she said. “It’s dramatic, it’s in character
—so brave and heroic—besides, we’ve just shot it.”
“And afterwards?” I asked. “Hospital scenes—deathbed—do I get some big last speech?”
Again, Ms. Carroll looked surprised. “Sheila dies in the fire, don’t you see? What you shot
today are your last scenes.” She paused, a flush mounting her face. “I assumed you two had
discussed this.”
Craig cut in easily, smiling like a barracuda. “I thought it would be better for Cady to hear it
from you.”
They were both in on it, in collusion. I felt sick.
I was so numb, I don’t even remember leaving the office. I recall vaguely hearing Gail
Carroll request that I vacate my dressing room immediately and thanking me again for my
services to the show. Then we were out.
It really didn’t seem possible that I’d walked in to meet a producer and ended up losing my
job, and that the one person I’d thought was unquestionably on my side had gone over to the
enemy without the smallest signal to me. Or had he signaled, and I hadn’t recognized it for what
it was?
“That went just great,” Craig enthused as we got beyond the secretary’s inquisitive ears.
“Now we can take the next big step.”
I hadn’t been able to think of a good exit line for my producer, but I had a knockout line for
my agent: “You’re fired,” I said.

1.21.2014

The Cloud Seeders ~ Review

The Cloud Seeders
By James Zerndt

Imagine a world without rain and you have the premise for The Cloud Seeders.  Rain has been in short supply for years and it is only getting worse.

When Thomas decides to take his younger brother Dustin on a trip to California, little does he realize just how much their life is about to change.  Life hasn't been easy in the 12 months since they last saw their parents and Thomas knows that it is about to get harder when he shares the secret he's been keeping.

But when Thomas and Dustin become public enemy number 1 in the country a price is placed on their heads.  And water is a very tempting price....

Thomas and Dustin are a threat to the powers that rule just as their parents were though they aren't aware of the danger that they are in.

Imagine a world without rain and the President holds the power of nature in his hands.  And only a select few are privy to the truth and Thomas and Dustin could be the key to toppling him.

The Cloud Seeders will have a great appeal to YA readers and fans of dystopian fiction.

I was provided a copy of this book by the author in conjunction with this PUYB Blog Tour.

About the Author:

James Zerndt lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife and son. His poetry has appeared in The Oregonian Newspaper, and his fiction has most recently appeared in Gray's Sporting Journal and SWINK magazine. He rarely refers to himself in the third person.

His latest book is the YA scifi, The Cloud Seeders.

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Serve Your Country, Conserve Your Water, Observe Your Neighbor

This is the slogan of the Sustainability Unit and of a country gone eco-hysterical. After nearly twelve months without rain and the hinges of the world barely still oiled, Thomas and his younger brother, Dustin, set out across a drought-ridden landscape in search of answers. What they discover along the way will change their lives, and their country, forever.

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FIRST CHAPTER REVEAL
Title: The Cloud Seeders
Genre: Young Adult/Teen/ Dystopian/ Science Fiction
Author: James Zerndt
Publisher: James Zerndt
Pages: 268
Language: English
Format: Paperback, Kindle

Serve Your Country, Conserve Your Water, Observe Your Neighbor

Our Mom tended to be philosophical when she played Would You Rather. 

Thomas, would you rather be thunder or lightning? Snow or fire? A question mark or period? Red or yellow? 

Dad never played. He even refused to answer the easy questions like would you rather kiss Marilyn Monroe or Madonna? He’d shake his head, smile at Mom, but always claim he just liked to listen. 

I still play my own version with Dustin even though I’m eighteen now, and it’s been over a year since we’ve seen our parents.

“Would you rather I kick your butt or you hurry it up?” I say, and Dustin stops to ponder this before realizing I’m not kidding.

“Hurry it up?” 

“Move,” I say, and he does. 

He has to. 

I’m all he has now.

It’s seven a.m. and we’ve got four hours of water-patrol ahead of us. While Dustin gets dressed, I toss his used body-wipe in the bin and head outside to wait. 

At least he’s stopped asking to take showers.

There’s that anyway. 

When he finally comes out of the house, Dustin’s wearing the state-mandated dust mask with his Officer of Sustainability jacket zipped up to his nose. The logo, a big drop of blue water wearing hand-cuffs, covers his entire nine-year-old torso. 

“Let’s do this,” he says and struts off ahead of me, ticket book at the ready.

Normally I’d be doing this on my own, but it’s summer, so Dustin’s helping out, earning his badge. Nearly twelve months now and no rain. And the year before we had a whopping two inches. Just enough to keep the hinges of the world oiled. 

We walk, without incident, for a solid hour before being heckled by a Leftover sitting on a cardboard box. There’s a liter of brown-colored water at his feet. Leftovers are what most people call them. The government’s official name for them is “The Internally Displaced.” 

“Hey, I think I hear somebody watering their lawn! You guys better go arrest them!” 

Even from this distance, I can see his lips are cracked and torn. Dustin has his pen out before the guy finishes his sentence.

“Forget it,” I say, grabbing Dustin by the collar before he can cross the street.

“But he’s worth at least 50 water points.”

Water points: an incentive plan cooked up by the powers that be. For every 1000 water points, you get a 5- gallon drum of fresh water.

“We’ve got plenty without him, D. This isn’t a game.”

“What if Mom and Dad don’t come back? What if they stop giving us their rations? Then what?” 

“Then we get by like everybody else.”

Dustin tucks his ticket book back inside his jacket, sticks the pen behind his ear and contents himself by taking a long, unnecessary drink. Then he wipes his mouth on his sleeve and says, “When are they coming back anyway?”

“When Dad finishes his research and figures this mess out. We’ve gone through this how many times now?”

“A million.”

“C’mon,” I say. “Let’s go find some electricity-bandits. That’ll make you feel better.”

We pass by a few abandoned stores, the insides all gutted long ago. One has a banner pasted over whatever the old name was. 

The Water Barter

At least they tried.

We walk off the main road, down a few side streets, straight into the middle of nowhere and see a boy about Dustin’s age riding a bicycle, his belly just starting to distend. He stops and waves when he sees us, thinks we’re the good guys.

I tell Dustin to throw him a bottle of water and Dustin just looks at me like do-I-have-to, but he does it anyway. We watch the kid pump toward the bottle, his spindly legs coming to life. When he picks the water up, he waves it in the air in thanks, then goes back to pedaling more dust.

I keep an eye on Dustin, see if he’s registered the fact that the kid could be him if things were different.

But he just seems annoyed.

It isn’t much longer before we spot some lights peeking out from a curtained basement window. We knock on the door, and, sure enough, the lights go out. A woman, forty something, still wearing her bathrobe, opens the door. She’s got the thirst. It happens when you drink too much recycled water. 

Her lips look like two dead worms.

“Hi, ma’am. We’re with the Sustainability Unit. Would you mind if we came in, took a look around?”

I know the look she’s giving me. Our dog used to do the same thing after he peed the carpet.

“Be my guest,” she says. “And who’s this little cutie-pie?”

She doesn’t know it yet, but she just earned herself an extra ticket. Maybe ten. 

“This is Cadet Dustin,” I say and give her a look she interprets perfectly. 

“Oh, you’ll have to forgive me. It’s just that I haven’t seen such a handsome cadet before.”

Dustin, having none of it, says, “The basement?”

I shrug and she leads us down the hallway. On the way, I peek my head into her bathroom, note the illegal tube running from her Recycler into a hole in the tiled floor. She must have just gone because the thing is still agitating, filtering out the urine, turning it into clear drops of water to be used for laundry, dishes, that sort of thing. On the side of the 5-gallon plastic jug, in big black letters, it says: 
NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. 

The basement holds the usual Unforgivables: crude hydroponics, some lettuce, carrots, tomatoes. The government made indoor-gardening illegal last year since it uses up too much electricity. Well, that and people don’t tend to share what they grow inside. 

The only real surprise here is the row of flowers. 

“Dragon Lilies were his favorite. My husband’s, I mean,” the woman explains. “He died last year. I share with others when I have enough. Please, you have to understand.”

I want to grab her hand, put my arm around her, sit down and have a nice big salad, eat every last morsel of evidence with her, tell her she has no idea how much I do understand.

“I still have to write you up for this. They’ll probably just garnish a few liters, put you on water- probation for a year. It won’t be so bad.”

“Not so bad?” she starts to say, but stops when she notices Dustin scribbling away. 

“Let me see that,” I say and take the pad from him.

“Eight Unforgivables,” Dustin says. “And that’s not counting the fan you have on upstairs.” 

“Cadet Dustin,” I say. “Could you go outside and check the perimeters, make sure we didn’t miss anything?”

“Gotcha,” he says and actually goes so far as to hitch up his pants before heading upstairs.

“I’m already getting by on less than most,” the woman begins, her hand rubbing her neck, the robe parting just a touch. “Isn’t there something we can work out, some sort of community service I could perform?”

I take a step back, cough some of the color back into my face. “Here,” I say and only hand her two of the tickets. “Just pay these and dismantle the greenhouse, okay?”

Her eyes go all big and soft and I hurry out of the basement before she can get to me. When me and Dustin head down the street, he eyes me suspiciously.

“How many did you give her?”

“Eight,” I lie. “Nice work, partner.”

After our shift, Dustin and I get cleaned up for our date with Jerusha. She asked me to bring Dustin along to the Water Rally, said she had a surprise for him afterward. Jerusha’s what we call a Bootlegger: someone who makes un-recycled water and sells it on the black market. Dustin adores her, but I’m a little worried about what’ll happen if he finds out about her hobby.

The Water Rally is supposed to be a formal event, so I go through Dad’s closet, pick out one of his brown tweed numbers, the kind with the patches in the elbows. I’m hoping Jerusha will get a kick out of me looking smart for once.

When I get downstairs, Dustin’s standing in the middle of the room wearing his old Halloween costume. Tony the Tiger. From his favorite cereal. Back when we still had milk. And cereal.

“Dustin, what the...?”

“You said get dressed up.”

“I meant wear something nice.”

“This is nice. Wait, no, it’s GRRRR--”

“Stop. Where’s your I.D.?”

We were told to wear our badges on a lanyard. For security reasons. Dustin pulls up his tail. His badge is taped to Tony’s sphincter.

“Wonderful. I’m sure Sarge will love that.”

When we get to the party, there are giant banners hanging everywhere with slogans written in giant green letters.
WATER IS A STATE OF MIND! YOU REIGN! 

Dustin’s costume, it turns out, is a big hit. One of the officials even comes over, shakes both our hands, says that maybe next year they’ll have a real costume party.

Dustin jumps up and down at this, claps his paws and growls, “That’s GRRRRREEEAAAT!”

The guy eats it up.

We stop by a few of the demonstration tables as we make our way to the buffet stations, not wanting to appear in too big of a hurry. There are pamphlets about new Recyclers, some with a focus on women’s needs. They’re pink and smoother looking than the clunky one we have at home.

Next is a booth on how to police your neighborhood and turn in Violators: Serve, Conserve, Observe. Basically, it’s teaching regular citizens how to do our job. Free video cameras are available from the government if they want to set up surveillance on a suspect neighbor. There’s even a poster of a man brandishing a knife, a dead garden hose in his other hand. 

Like a trophy photo.

Give me a break.

We move on, eventually finding Jerusha hovering around the buffet they have set up. There’s shrimp. Well, not real shrimp. Shrimp-flavored soyfu or something. Jerusha looks amazing, dressed in a black one-piece that stops just above her knees. 

“I didn’t know Tony the Tiger was coming!”

“Next year they’re having a costume party,” Dustin brags. “All because of me.”

“Too bad it’s not this year. You’d win hands down, kiddo.”

Dustin wags his tail. “You going to watch the speech with us?”

“Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Nothing I like better than watching people lie through their teeth.” 

We watch the “hysteria”, as Jerusha calls it, from the nosebleed seats. Everybody else is jostling down below, crowding the main stage like our President’s some kind of rock star. Which, in a way, I guess he is. They even have his face beaming down from a gigantic 4-sided screen set up above the crowd. His beatific eyes about a foot-wide each.

“How come they get to have a TV?” Dustin wants to know.

“Because they’re pigs,” Jerusha says and pops a fake shrimp in her mouth.

“I don’t get it.” 

“Don’t think of it as a TV,” I tell him. “It’s more like a screen. So we can see him better.”

“Oh,” he says, but I can tell he isn’t buying it.

If I could have your attention for a moment, please.

The crowd quiets down, presses closer to the stage.

The first thing I’d like to address are the rumors that there’s been precipitation in California. Unfortunately, that’s a blatant un-truth. Now believe me, there’s nothing more I wish were true. We believe the rumor was started by some of our more unsavory citizens who would like nothing better than to undermine Operation Green. We, as a country, must focus on sustaining our current water economy, working as a whole so we can overcome this greatest environmental challenge of our time. Now who’s with me?

The crowd erupts. I even start to clap but stop once I notice Jerusha glaring at me.

“Do you even know why you’re clapping?”

“Of course, I do,” I say, zero conviction in my voice.

Thank you, my friends! Thank you! Now, with that nasty bit of business out of the way, let’s get to what you’re all waiting for. The Water Awards!

More frenzied applause. 

I sit on my hands.

As you know, each month we reward one exceptional citizen with a twenty-gallon supply of pure un-
recycled water. This month, for outstanding dedication to the Sustainability Movement, we award Citizen Hugh Penly for the courageous act of turning in his neighbor for washing their electric car. Hugh, are you out there? Come on up here! I want our citizens to see what a true hero looks like!

An elderly man wearing an old Mariner’s baseball hat emerges from the crowd, makes his way to the podium as the crowd chants, “Hugh! Hugh! Hugh!” When they roll out the five-gallon drums of water, the man nearly breaks down in tears. A fairly moving scene, but one cut short when Jerusha stands up.

“C’mon, we’re leaving. I can’t stomach this any longer.”

As we make our exit, we get a few strange looks. Like we’re nuts for leaving just when things are getting good. 

Once we get outside Jerusha squats down next to Dustin, and he climbs up without a word. 

Piggy-back time.

It’s nice. Something a mother might do.

“You boys game for a real party? Something that isn’t sanctioned by fascists?”

I knew there would be something like this. There always is with Jerusha. Probably some lame party with wanna-be Leftovers in scruffy beards, none of them fully weaned off the grid yet but doing everything possible to look like they are.

“I’m game,” Dustin says and uses his tail like a whip to spur Jerusha on. “Gitty up!”

“It depends on where the party is,” I say, like the decision hasn’t already been made.

“Not far. C’mon.”

Jerusha trots off, Dustin holding onto her black hair like the reins of some magical horse. The streets are deserted, not one car out since nearly everybody in their right mind is at the rally. After about five blocks, Jerusha plops Dustin down on the sidewalk and raps four times on a metal warehouse door. 

A peep hole slides open, then quickly shuts again.

“I don’t know about this,” I murmur and Jerusha lowers her eyes at me, says, “Of course you don’t know. That’s the whole point, isn’t it?” 

Before I can come up with a response, the door opens and we’re ushered in by a kid in a black suit. It’s ten times more expensive than the hand-me-down I’m wearing.

“Welcome, comrades,” he says and acknowledges Jerusha by kissing her on both cheeks, all European-like. I couldn’t dislike the guy more. “I see you brought some defectors.”

“Not exactly,” Jerusha says, eyeballing me. “But I’ll vouch for them.”

“Whatever you say, Jerusha. But they’re your responsibility.”

Jerusha grabs one of Dustin’s paws. “C’mon. Stick close to me.”

She leads us through a dark and seemingly empty warehouse until we reach a ladder mounted to a wall. 

“Where’s that go?” Dustin asks.

“To the roof. Where else?”

Jerusha turns to me, flicks my lanyard. “You might want to lose that.”

I look down, and, sure enough, my ID is hanging out. Luckily it’s face down, my Water-cop face still hidden.

“Right,” I say and stuff it into my breast pocket.

Dustin bends over, wags his tiger-butt at Jerusha. “What about me?”

 “You’ll be fine, honey. Just don’t go doodie anywhere, okay?” 

I pictured hot tubs, naked people drinking illegal beer, multiple Unforgivables, Dustin having a heart attack trying to hand out all the tickets. But when we get on the roof, we find only a small swarm of dancing teenagers.

Dustin leans into Jerusha, whispers, “These aren’t Leftovers, are they?”

“Leftovers? This isn’t the day after Thanksgiving, honey. These are your neighbors.”

A soft mist falls over the crowd and people start twirling, rubbing the falling water into their clothes. Behind the crowd I see a guy holding a sprinkler. I nudge Dustin, point to the rain-maker, and Dustin’s jaw drops. 

I start to say something, but Jerusha grabs his hand before I can get a word out.

“It’s supposed to encourage the real thing!” Jerusha shouts, spinning Dustin around under the fake rain. “Wonderful, isn’t it?”

I nod but can’t help wondering if they’re using Recycled water, drenching everybody in what isn’t even fit to drink. I lean against a railing, watch as some of the dancers run their fingers blissfully through their urine-soaked hair.

“Wasn’t that amazing?” Jerusha asks when the rain ends. “Cleansing, don’t you think?" 

“Do you know what the punishment is for--?”

Again, Jerusha doesn’t let me finish. She picks Dustin up, his fur all matted down. “Who cares what sour puss thinks. What does Tony the Tiger think? Fun stuff?”

“Awesome stuff! What was that thing making all the water come out?”

If I don’t step in, I can see Dustin bringing this up at headquarters and getting us all in trouble. 

“That, Dustin, was an antique. Something from the old days. Something that’s obsolete now.”

Jerusha squats down beside him as the others make their way back down the ladder. “It’s called a sprinkler, Dustin. People used to place them on their lawns and children would run through them in the summer. Someday, with the help of people like this, we might have them again. Would you like that?”

Dustin turns to me, says, “Can we get a sprinkler?”

“No, we cannot. For one, they’re illegal. For two, they’re nearly impossible to find. Besides, what are we going to sprinkle? We don’t have a lawn.”

“Oh. Yeah.”

By the time we get to Jerusha’s house, it’s dark, her parents long asleep. Her parents think Jerusha’s an angel, living out in the garage so she can remain close to them. The fact that they’re being used as a cover has, I’m sure, never occurred to them. 

They’re the opposite of Jerusha: good, obedient, scared citizens.

“Home illegal home,” she says, waiting for us by the garage.

“You live out here?” Dustin asks.

She doesn’t answer, just unlocks the padlock and clean-and-jerks the garage door open. With a flip of a switch, we’re doused in red light. A king-size bed with satin sheets sits in the middle of the garage.

“Whaddya think?”

Dustin immediately goes for the bed.

“What’s up there?” He points to a second story loft with bed sheets hanging from the ceiling. It must be where she hides her paraphernalia, her water-making lab. “Can we go up?"

“That’s my special place, Dustin. Sorry. Off limits for now.”

I haven’t turned her in. 

There’s my being head-over- heels in love with her, but also the fact that she knows where my mom and dad are. It works out well, a blackmail made in heaven since I can’t imagine being chained to anything sexier than Jerusha. 

“Mind your own business, D,” I say. “Or you won’t get to see the surprise.” 

“Surprise, surprise, surprise!” he yells, jumping up and down on the bed.

“First you have to keep a secret,” Jerusha tells him. “Can you do that, Dustin?”

“I can do that.”

“I thought so. How about you, Thomas?”

“I don’t have much choice, do I.”

“No, I suppose you don’t,” Jerusha says and climbs the ladder to the loft.

“Do you think she has a sprinkler? Maybe some water pistols?” Dustin asks.

“I wouldn’t be surprised.”

“That would be so awesome.”

“No, it would not,” I say. Water-pistols are a major Unforgivable. “You know we can’t tell anybody about this, right? We’d both get in big, big trouble.”

Dustin plops down on the bed, says, “Don’t be such a wet rag, Thomas.”

“You don’t even know what that means.”

Jerusha is standing at the top of the ladder, her black dress replaced by a pair of bulky flannel pajamas.

“Thomas, would you give me a hand with this?”

She’s holding something wrapped in a white bed sheet. I climb half-way up, help her walk it down.

“Ready?” she says once we set it on a table, but instead of waiting for an answer, 

Jerusha whips the sheet off. “Ta-da!”

“A TV!” Dustin says, standing on the bed again. “Does it work?”

Major, major Unforgivable.

Anyone caught possessing movies of any kind will automatically be placed in Rehabilitation.

I remember the DVD burnings held on weekends, the bonus water-points handed out for every ten movies burned. No longer would we gorge ourselves on distraction, no longer would we amuse ourselves into submission.

“Where did you get that thing?” I say, not quite wanting to hear the answer.

“Here,” she says and hands me an old VCR tape. “Make yourself useful.”

Jerusha drags an old car battery out from under the table, goes about threading the modified cord onto the terminals. It’s one of those old combo TV/VCR deals. As I slide the tape in, Dustin puts his hands on his lap, morphs into good-little-boy. When the images from Star Wars start to fill the twelve-inch screen, Dustin’s mouth doesn’t seem able to close.